{"id":9402,"date":"2022-10-25T11:14:35","date_gmt":"2022-10-25T10:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bedbugfoundation.org\/?page_id=9402"},"modified":"2023-09-05T09:53:25","modified_gmt":"2023-09-05T08:53:25","slug":"the-bed-bug","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bedbugfoundation.org\/fr\/the-bed-bug\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bed Bug Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Parmi les insectes cr\u00e9\u00e9s par Dieu
Petit arthropode suceur de sang
Appel\u00e9 Cimex Lectularius
a \u00e9t\u00e9 envoy\u00e9 pour nous mordre et nous harceler.
\u00a0
Or, qu'est-ce qui a pouss\u00e9 la divinit\u00e9
Il s'agit d'un myst\u00e8re.
Peut-\u00eatre Dieu se sentait-il d'humeur badine,
Et il a dit : \"Je vais envoyer ce petit gars\".
\u00a0
\"Pour se cacher jusqu'\u00e0 ce que les gens se reposent,
\"Mordez ensuite leurs oreilles, leurs jambes, leur cou et leurs orteils.
\"Et attendez de voir l'humanit\u00e9
\"S'engager dans un blasph\u00e8me\".
\u00a0
Dieu a cr\u00e9\u00e9 ces petites bestioles \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s
Partout o\u00f9 l'on trouve des \u00eatres humains.
Dans les grottes et les huttes, en bas et en haut,
Dieu a dit : \"Augmentez et multipliez !\".
\u00a0
Et c'est ce qu'ils ont fait - depuis l'Antiquit\u00e9
Dans les climats glacials ou tropicaux.
Ils ont mordu le cul et suc\u00e9 le sang
De No\u00e9, flottant sur le d\u00e9luge.
\u00a0
Ils ont mordu les pharaons au bord du Nil,
Et suc\u00e9 le sang de N\u00e9ron, tandis que
Il se tr\u00e9mousse en regardant les flammes
de Rome. Et si je cite des noms
\u00a0
Comme Platon, Michel-Ange
C'est juste pour que vous sachiez que
Que m\u00eame des gars aussi g\u00e9niaux que lui
Il a re\u00e7u le baiser sanglant de la punaise de lit.
\u00a0
M\u00eame la sainte Jeanne d'Arc
(Certainement l'\u00e9tincelle la plus brillante de son pays)
S'est jet\u00e9 sur le b\u00fbcher ardent,
Et s'est \u00e9cri\u00e9 : \"Je ne peux tout simplement pas supporter
\u00a0
\"Une autre nuit dans ce maudit lit,
\"Avec des insectes vivants des pieds \u00e0 la t\u00eate.
\"Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re affronter le myst\u00e8re br\u00fblant de la mort.\"
Elle l'a fait. Le reste appartient \u00e0 l'histoire.
\u00a0
Et que dire de Marie-Antoinette,
Qui a dit : \"Cinq cents insectes, je parie,
\"Mordez-moi, bien que je sois reine.
\"Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re affronter la guillotine
\u00a0
\"Puis se blottir \u00e0 nouveau contre les insectes.\"
Ils l'ont prise au mot. Amen.
A Oz, l'homme de la rivi\u00e8re enneig\u00e9e
Il a fait preuve d'audace et d'habilet\u00e9, selon l'article,
\u00a0
Pour contenir le troupeau de brumbies.
Ses propos r\u00e9v\u00e8lent un autre son de cloche -
Ils ont r\u00e9sonn\u00e9 dans l'escarpement de la montagne,
\"Il y a des punaises de lit dans mon swaaaag !\"
\u00a0
Et loin, dans les ann\u00e9es suivantes,
\u00a0Une histoire de cricket qui fait encore couler des larmes.
A Lord's, dans ce que certains appellent la malchance,
Don Bradman a fait un canard en match d'essai.
\u00a0
\"La malchance ?\", s'est-il emport\u00e9, \"C'\u00e9tait l'enfer -
\"Il y a des punaises de lit dans l'h\u00f4tel de l'\u00e9quipe !\"
Mais le pire, c'est que les punaises de lit ont piqu\u00e9
L'Adolph Hitler endormi. Il
\u00a0
Cela l'a mis en col\u00e8re plus qu'il ne pouvait le supporter.
Il a piqu\u00e9 une crise \u00e0 ce moment-l\u00e0
Il s'est arrach\u00e9 les cheveux, il a frapp\u00e9 sa botte,
Il d\u00e9gaine son arme, comme pour tirer.
\u00a0
Et pleura, de col\u00e8re plus que de chagrin,
\"Je commence la deuxi\u00e8me guerre mondiale DEMAIN !\"
Alors s'il vous pla\u00eet, cher lecteur, fouillez votre chambre
Avant de conna\u00eetre une fin douloureuse.
\u00a0
Cherchez dans votre matelas, cherchez dans votre doona,
Faites-le maintenant, ou m\u00eame plus t\u00f4t.
Fouillez les fissures et les recoins de vos planchers,
Fouillez votre maison, fouillez celle de votre grand-m\u00e8re,
\u00a0
Oncles, cousins, chaque parent.
Ne prenez pas le risque d'une infestation,
De peur que nous ne soyons tous
Les victimes de la troisi\u00e8me guerre mondiale.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Un po\u00e8me de Dermot Dorgan<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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