{"id":9402,"date":"2022-10-25T11:14:35","date_gmt":"2022-10-25T10:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bedbugfoundation.org\/?page_id=9402"},"modified":"2023-09-05T09:53:25","modified_gmt":"2023-09-05T08:53:25","slug":"the-bed-bug","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bedbugfoundation.org\/sv\/the-bed-bug\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bed Bug Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bland de insekter som skapades av Gud
En liten blodsugande leddjur
Kallas Cimex Lectularius
skickades f\u00f6r att bita och harry oss.
\u00a0
Nu, vad besatt Gudomen
Att g\u00f6ra detta \u00e4r ett mysterium.
Kanske var Gud p\u00e5 lekfullt hum\u00f6r,
Och sa, \"Jag ska skicka den h\u00e4r lilla killen
\u00a0
\"Att g\u00f6mma sig tills folk vilar,
\"Bit sedan i deras \u00f6ron, ben, halsar och t\u00e5r
\"Och v\u00e4nta p\u00e5 att se m\u00e4nskligheten
\"Inblandning i svordomar.\"
\u00a0
Gud skapade dessa sm\u00e5 insekter
\u00d6verallt d\u00e4r det fanns m\u00e4nniskor.
I grottor och hyddor b\u00e5de l\u00e5gt och h\u00f6gt,
Gud sa: \"\u00d6ka och f\u00f6r\u00f6ka er!\"
\u00a0
Och s\u00e5 gjorde de - sedan urminnes tider
I kyliga eller tropiska klimat.
De bet rumpan och s\u00f6g blodet
Av Noa, som flyter p\u00e5 syndafloden.
\u00a0
De bet faraonerna vid Nilen,
Och s\u00f6g blod av Nero, medan
Han fipplade medan han tittade p\u00e5 l\u00e5gorna
Av Rom. Och om jag n\u00e4mner namn
\u00a0
Liksom Platon, Michelangelo
Det \u00e4r egentligen bara f\u00f6r att l\u00e5ta dig veta
Att \u00e4ven killar som \u00e4r s\u00e5 bra som den h\u00e4r
Fick v\u00e4gglusens blodiga kyss.
\u00a0
Till och med den heliga Jeanne d'Arc
(S\u00e4kert hennes lands ljusaste gnista)
Hoppade till den brinnande p\u00e5len,
Och ropade, \"Jag kan helt enkelt inte ta
\u00a0
\"\u00c4nnu en natt i den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade s\u00e4ngen,
\"Med levande insekter fr\u00e5n topp till t\u00e5.
\"Jag m\u00f6ter hellre d\u00f6dens flammande mysterium.\"
Det gjorde hon. Resten \u00e4r naturligtvis historia.
\u00a0
Och Marie Antoinette d\u00e5?
Vem sa, \"Femhundra buggar, sl\u00e5r jag vad om,
\"Har bitit mig, fast jag \u00e4r drottning.
\"Jag skulle hellre m\u00f6ta giljotinen
\u00a0
\"\u00c4n att mysa med insekter igen.\"
De tog henne p\u00e5 orden. Amen.
I Oz, mannen fr\u00e5n den sn\u00f6iga floden
Visade mod och skicklighet, hette det i artikeln,
\u00a0
F\u00f6r att tygla flocken av brumbies.
Hans ord avsl\u00f6jar en annan tolkning -
De ekade nerf\u00f6r bergsklippan,
\"Det finns blodiga v\u00e4ggl\u00f6ss i min swaaaag!\"
\u00a0
Och l\u00e5ngt borta, under senare \u00e5r,
\u00a0En crickethistoria som fortfarande v\u00e4cker t\u00e5rar.
P\u00e5 Lord's, i vad vissa kallade otur,
Don Bradman gjorde en anka i en testmatch.
\u00a0
\"Otur?\", fr\u00e4ste han, \"Det var som fan -
\"Det finns v\u00e4ggl\u00f6ss p\u00e5 lagets hotell!\"
Men v\u00e4rst av allt var att v\u00e4ggl\u00f6ssen bet
Den sovande Adolph Hitler. Den
\u00a0
Det gjorde honom mer rasande \u00e4n han kunde st\u00e5 ut med.
Han fick ett raseriutbrott d\u00e4r och d\u00e5
Han slet sitt h\u00e5r, han stampade sin st\u00f6vel,
Han drog sin pistol, som om han skulle skjuta.
\u00a0
Och gr\u00e4t, av ilska mer \u00e4n av sorg,
\"Jag startar andra v\u00e4rldskriget imorgon!\"
S\u00e5 sn\u00e4lla, k\u00e4ra l\u00e4sare, s\u00f6k igenom ditt rum
Innan du m\u00f6ter en sm\u00e4rtsam underg\u00e5ng.
\u00a0
S\u00f6k i din madrass, s\u00f6k i din doona,
G\u00f6r det nu, eller \u00e4nnu tidigare.
S\u00f6k igenom golvplankornas sprickor och skrymslen,
S\u00f6k igenom ditt eget hus, s\u00f6k igenom din mormors hus,
\u00a0
Farbr\u00f6der, kusiner, alla sl\u00e4ktingar.
Riskera inte ett angrepp,
F\u00f6r att vi inte alla ska visa oss vara
Tredje v\u00e4rldskrigets offer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

En dikt av Dermot Dorgan<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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